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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Lebron
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Lebron
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Lebron
No one's quick as Lebron
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Lebron's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Kenny, Shaq, or Barkley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who makes shots like Lebron?
Who break hearts like Lebron?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Lebron?
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Lebron!
I needed encouragement
Thank you LeFou
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
Too much?
Yep
No one dunks like Lebron
Double pumps like Lebron
In a basketball match nobody flops like Lebron
When I hop step, it isn't a travel
And all the defenders beware
First I shoved as I drove to the basket
And no foul was called
Is that fair?
I don't care
No one blocks like Lebron
Fill the seats like Lebron
In a playoff match nobody flops like Lebron
I'm especially good at exaggerating
Ten points for Lebron
When I was a lad, I ate pistons and magic
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat rockets and nuggets
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Who drops dimes like Lebron
Entertains like Lebron!
Who can fill up endless box scores like Lebron
I use hashtags in all of my twitting
Say it again
Who's the man among men?
Who's the super success?
Don't you know? can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town, who's got all of it down
And his name's L-E-B-R
I believe there's another L
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before
Lebron